darkchild1283

Dr Lisa Cuddy on the Fox drama House.
 
1. Describe yourself as if you were writing a personals ad.
Hot and bothered yogini with very flexible hips looking for brilliant and hilarious guru/master of the universe. Must like dogs.

2. If you had two tickets to paradise, where would you go and who would you take?
A tropical jungle with a huge waterfall. Mosquitos and cockroaches are not invited, but the following men are: super cool journalist Kevin Sites or his cute producer; Brad Pitt when he was in Fight Club; my ex-boyfriend, the Italian whom I'd still take back (cue: aww); or that guy I haven't met yet who's T, D & H, smart as a whip, and funny as hell. Where the fuck is he, anyway?

3. Who plays you in the movie?
Omar Epps. It's so obvious. Or okay, Melina Kanakaredes may WANT to but it's not going to happen. Were she still alive, and were the time/space continuum a bit flexible, I'd beg – absolutely beg – Anne Bancroft. "Please be me", I'd say, "so I can pretend I am you!"

4. Who do you go to for advice?
Who DON'T I go to for advice?

5. What makes you cry?
The search for America's Next Top Model.

Bonus: Toilet roll – over or under?
I tell you, it's an issue. (A tissue issue?) I always thought under made much more sense but was recently told over is functionally better. Well, I made the switch but I still don't see the difference. I've had just as many dispensing overages this way as I had the former. I am not convinced!

 THIS FIC IS NOT MINE GUYS...I´m posting this for my buddy Gr8BigNerd, who hasn´t an account here! Enjoy...